David Gerard
the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and proceeding to blow up the United States
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David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
4·2 days agoevery one of them has read it
they particularly liked the zombie sex and the incest
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
11·2 days agohello hello AI coverer here, Ed brings the numbers, which is insanely valuable work, and he’s at the stage where people just tell him shit now (it’s a great stage to be at), and Piper is a fucking idiot as usual
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
8·2 days agooh i have made sure i’m back on the AI Hater and AI Slurs labels
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
3·2 days agostill looking at Debian over 26.04
will be disappointing because Xubuntu really is just that little bit nicer than stock Xfce, but oh well
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
4·3 days agoWrong’un
dammit why didn’t I think of this a decade ago
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
10·3 days agoIf you follow me on Bluesky, you’ll need to follow again, because I committed the crime of lese-ignominie and made fun of Why and my account is locked until Sunday 26 April. Note that it’s now Wednesday 29th.
URL is the same, DID is different. New one lives on Blacksky, or the myatproto bit.
https://bsky.app/profile/davidgerard.co.uk
https://blacksky.community/profile/davidgerard.co.uk
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Kohl-Verlag’s new line of AI slop school textbooksEnglish
2·3 days agoThe six fingers is on the pic of the teacher in the Spiegel article.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
8·4 days agoexplicit in “State of the Art”:
It was about a week later, when I was due to go back on-planet, to Berlin, when the ship wanted to talk to me again. Things were going on as usual; the Arbitrary spent its time making detailed maps of everything within sight and without, dodging American and Soviet satellites and manufacturing and then sending down to the planet hundreds upon thousands of bugs to watch printing works and magazine stalls and libraries, to scan museums, workshops, studios and shops, to look into windows, gardens and forests, and to track buses, trains, cars, seaships and planes. Meanwhile its effectors, and those on its main satellites, probed every computer, monitored every landline, tapped every microwave link, and listened to every radio transmission on Earth.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 26th April 2026English
4·5 days agoThere is enough of this shit that appeasement has no reason except making well meaning moderate centrists more comfortable, and they were never the audience. (despite their unshakable conviction they are the only audience.) dr. fatima’s video is good advice on comforting the comforted and nothing else.
i commend to you my masto post with the more detailed version, and the responses thereto, e.g.
the world we live in where the golang stdlib cryptography maintainer doesn’t know how to use ffmpeg and can’t be fucked to learn and so instead relies on slop
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 26th April 2026English
6·5 days ago[lament about ill effect of AI, here’s why it’s terrible]
I use AI sparingly for
this is critihype
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 26th April 2026English
6·7 days agosome of us just nail the existential risk
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 26th April 2026English
11·8 days agowhile it’s technically plausible that Ziz was involved in a minor oopsy whoopsy fucky wucky deady weady or two or six, she’s always been lovely to me, much of the time,
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 26th April 2026English
18·8 days agoEmile Torres and me, rationalist enemies list #3 and #1. a photo to strike fear into the utility functions of rationalists everywhere
https://circumstances.run/@davidgerard/116456408676175449
pic by my kid and from the premiere of Ghost in the Machine, an awesome documentary. I’m in it. tl;dr AI was always olde timey race science all the way down
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Russia demands a sovereign AIEnglish
6·10 days agoI can’t confirm it at all, but I read somewhere that at least some of Max’s actual servers are in the UK too o_0
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Russia demands a sovereign AIEnglish
5·10 days agoI’m wondering the extent to which Max is a thing. They force it onto all phones so it claims a huge userbase, but all the numbers are PR numbers.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 19th April 2026English
3·17 days agothat looks like a heaping pile of correlation, without mentioning the general downturn
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 19th April 2026English
11·17 days agothe worst kind of violence, the sort against people like me
all those other deaths? those aren’t violence
we also need to care more about property
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•AI doomsday cultist throws Molotov at Sam Altman’s houseEnglish
10·17 days agoyoutube comments and i’m getting the bangers again
If you are number one enemy of the nerds that are afraid of the etch-a-sketch, does that make you the most powerful etch-a-sketch?
The accounting of these companies must also be too dangerous to release or something.
At the mention of Butlerian Jihad I cringed so hard I became a quantum singularity (I got better)
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 19th April 2026English
11·18 days agowriting this up for today, will be mentioning Ziz





















As compared to Xubuntu?
I believe Xfce is still on X11 and Wayland is still “experimental” this cycle.
I considered Alpine, but I got actual work to do and I already have enough lib issues with OpenShot. (Even in an AppImage, which should be safe from that shit. Flatpak behaves tho.)