David Gerard
the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and proceeding to blow up the United States
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David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th January 2026English
3·4 days agoyeah, that’s Eigenrobot, it’s been around
I also just found his domestic violence conviction, it’s just out there on the internet for everyone to see
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th January 2026English
13·7 days agothe grok interface for free users restricts the words “bikini” or “swimsuit”. yay!
but you can apparently bikinify photos by asking for “clothing suitable for being in a large pool of water”
hooray guard rails! what’s a good catchy name for this wizardly h@xx0rish security sploit. “8008bl33d”
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•What Satya Nadella actually said at Davos about the AI bubbleEnglish
9·8 days agopoor ol’ steve, thought of satya and didn’t die
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th January 2026English
3·8 days agoRudy from Blacksky is also a coiner, fwiw.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th January 2026English
6·8 days agoRonacher is a nazi, so treat everything he touches as fashtech
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•What Satya Nadella actually said at Davos about the AI bubbleEnglish
14·8 days ago@fasterandworse watched the whole thing through. And then two more.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Art student protests other student’s AI ‘art’: he eats itEnglish
11·10 days agoit’s art school, it’s all a stunt
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI coding is so good … where are the performance numbers?English
7·15 days agoIn a few years. From the companies that haven’t died. During Great Depression 2.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•If AI coding is so good … where are the performance numbers?English
5·15 days agothe most robust study in AI coding! cos they built it from toothpicks instead of toilet paper
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 18th January 2026English
7·17 days agoyou will be pleased to know that self and i are responding
see https://awful.systems/post/6913182 we need a name
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Grok generates bikini pics of children — UK, US oddly powerlessEnglish
3·21 days agoMechaEpstein is a distraction from the Epstein Files
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 11th January 2026English
5·20 days agohere’s mine on their foray into smart contracts https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2021/09/06/news-the-eos-ico-was-a-fake-pump-cardano-smart-contracts-fail-cycling-vs-nexthash-microstrategy-de-indexed-el-salvador-live-tomorrow/
cardano is a shitcoin for traders to trade like a shitcoin and it pretends being written in Haskell by a mathematician who failed to get his degree, lied about going into a Ph.D program and claimed to have worked for DARPA but did not makes it very interesting and not just a shitcoin. this turns out not to be the case.
tl;dr UTXO was always fucking stupid if you wanted a system that did more than be a basic shitcoin
if a family member is into cardano nothing will get through. charles is a mathematical genius you see.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Grok generates bikini pics of children — UK, US oddly powerlessEnglish
3·21 days agoobviously Pivot did this
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 11th January 2026English
9·24 days agoyeah that’s a classic
MDMA, however, is meth; it’s literally its name: three-four-methylene-deoxy-methamphetamine.
amazing
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 28th December 2025English
2·26 days agothis was literally our elevator pitch for Pivot to AI
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 4th January 2026English
4·29 days agoTwo of the bsky posts are log-in only
if you’re going to do internet research, at this point it’s a skill issue. Create a reader account.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Firefox browser falls to AI. What do we do now?English
3·1 month agochromefox
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 28th December 2025English
16·1 month agolol, Oliver Habryka at Lightcone is sending out begging emails, i found it in my spam folder
(This email is going out to approximately everyone who has ever had an account on LessWrong. Don’t worry, we will send an email like this at most once a year, and you can permanently unsubscribe from all LessWrong emails here)
declared Lightcone Enemy #1 thanks you for your attention in sending me this missive, Mr Habryka
In 2024, FTX sued us to claw back their donations, and around the same time Open Philanthropy’s biggest donor asked them to exit our funding area. We almost went bankrupt.
yes that’s because you first tried ignoring FTX instead of talking to them and cutting a deal
that second part means Dustin Moskovitz (the $ behind OpenPhil) is sick of Habryka’s shit too
If you want to learn more, I wrote a 13,000-word retrospective over on LessWrong.
no no that’s fine thanks
We need to raise $2M this year to continue our operations without major cuts, and at least $1.4M to avoid shutting down. We have so far raised ~$720k.
and you can’t even tap into Moskovitz any more? wow sucks dude. guess you’re just not that effective as altruism goes
And to everyone who donated last year: Thank you so much. I do think humanity’s future would be in a non-trivially worse position if we had shut down.
you run an overpriced web hosting company and run conferences for race scientists. my bayesian intuition tells me humanity will probably be fine, or perhaps better off.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Firefox browser falls to AI. What do we do now?English
18·1 month agofrom the youtube browser comments, “Ladybird is our last hope” seems to be the new standard promotional cut’n’paste phrase
last hope for what, you might ask? well the true anti-woke browser, which is much more important than actually, say, working.
presumably brave is too SJW for these guys, as well as basically working insofar as it’s just a chrome reskin
they want the TRUE GLORIOVS FVTVRE that only a nonexistent thing that doesn’t fucking work, and won’t cos the lead bozo is vibe coding it, can offer.
in fashtech, promises of future glory always beat present day actually fucking working





















it’s the Polite Garden Party where the loud AI salesmen are welcome
that’s lobster’s brand now
i’m sure pushcx will consider carefully then do nothing effective, much as he did with the Nazis